lanie hotel features glorious gently-used dish towel sleeping accomodations arranged by the owner, lanie, herself. each are carefully placed allowing for ample snuggle time and giving off a lovely dirty sink aroma that cannot be duplicated.
each dish towel is lanie tested and approved.
you will also enjoy the experience of lanie hotel's delicious homemade eatery. lanie's guests will get the unique experience of eating on the floor for a similar closeness and charm of a prison dining hall. an experience you don't have to pay a life sentence for.
during your stay you must visit lanie hotel's gift shop. unlike no other. here you are guaranteed to find the perfect gift for a new baby's arrival, a grandma's birthday, a special anniversary, etc. all are priceless and guaranteed to leave your loved one speechless and expressionless.
finally, lanie hotel is surrounded by breathtaking views that are only appreciated by those that get to experience them intimately.
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"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious." ~Peter Ustinov
3 comments:
That cracks me up! she's so darn adorable!
I would like book the luxury suite please!!!!
Hilarious - I love her creativity!
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