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i shitunot as soon as i post a i shitunot post, i could start another one.

i shitunot when i take pictures of my girls it feels like i'm training dogs cuz i'm constantly having to reward them with "treats."

i shitunot elena grabbed her cheeks, pulled down and said, "look, i'm adelyn."

i shitunot jason, my adorable husband, has his sweatshirt tucked INTO his sweatpants right now.

i shitunot i rolled back up the toilet paper that a little someone had UNrolled all over the bathroom floor and used it...it was an entire roll and (apparently) i'm cheap like that.

i shitunot i have gotten 3 under-the-skin pimples in the past month. wth?

i shitunot i watch the old 'beverly hills, 90210' every chance i get. god love the soap network.

i shitunot i coud go to bed every night at about 7pm, but of course i don't and then i can never sleep when i finally do cuz i am so over tired.

i shitunot people just amaze me. good and bad. but definitely beyond my understanding...and i'm trying so hard to understand....and learn from them.

i shitunot no matter how hard i try, i am sooo not that prepared-organized-put-together person. but i definitely get glimpses once in a great while.

i shitunot i've been looking forward to this coming week for soooo soooo sooooooooooooo long.

"If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered." ~Edgar Allan Poe

i shitunot

i shitunot adelyn HANDED me poop six times this week. five times it was her poop...cuz she walks around with her hand down her pants.
i shitunot i was picking up dog doo when i turned around and both girls were giggling running towards me. adelyn was happy as a clam to contribute when she handed me a dog turd.

i shitunot adelyn's hands are almost raw with how much they've been scrubbed.

i shitunot 3 times in one week i was asked "can i talk to your mom?" when i answered the phone. um...do i really sound like a 3 year old?

i shitunot i will wet-willy anyone that says i do.

i shitunot i cannot take a drink of water without this happening... (that would be little i-want-everything-you-have adelyn)
i shitunot i already have the girls' big christmas present. (it's for both of them.) mmm-hmmm. i'm on top of it this year. it is fabulous and i cannot wait to give it to them.

i shitunot i got in the shower the other night and found a sticker in my armpit. a puppy sticker to be exact. awesome.

i shitunot miss e can now button her own coat!!! (through the hole buttons. i'm sure they have a proper name, but i shitunot i don't know of it.) yay!
i shitunot i have to wake my husband approximately 137 times when we watch a movie. honey, i shitunot, it is very annoying.

i shitunot last night i went into elena's room to re-tuck her in before i went to bed and she was sleeping on her belly with her legs bent and up in the air making a big 'ol tent with her comforter. who can sleep with their legs in the air? i shitunot i put them down.

"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it." ~Frank A. Clark

i shitunot

i shitunot i can't make a decision to save my life right now. i don't know what's going on. usually i'm miss decisive.

i shitunot every time ad teeths, she gets 4 at a time. 4 eye teeth for the last few weeks. poor babe.

i shitunot e comes to our bed every morning between 5am and 6am. it's the best and worst thing ever.

i shitunot we have been trying to bake around here as a family and were recently reminded we should stop and stop now!

i shitunot it is truly impressive the damage i've been doing with all this baking.

the girls have a pretend vacuum with an actual brush on the bottom and i shitunot it has collected enough of MY hair to make me an extra pony-tail. will i ever stop shedding? ewwww.

i shitunot i think i am 85% thug given the way my body reacts to rap.

i shitunot my dad just had a minor heart attack reading the above statement. sorry dad. i groove to oldies too.

i shitunot j and i changed sides of the bed the other night...just for kicks. it was like we were at a sleepover and got the giggles for about 15 mins. i also got one of the worst nights sleep ever. never again.

i went to go to the bathroom today and instead i ended up cleaning the bathroom. i shitunot i didn't realize i still had to pee for a good 30 mins after.

i shitunot i just walked past a doll that was slouched over so i 'fixed' her cuz she looked uncomfortable.

"If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered." ~Edgar Allan Poe

i shitunot

i shitunot i took a picture of adelyn's hair cause it was blowing crazy in the wind and frankly, it reminded me of a toilet flushing...
i shitunot adelyn looks ridiculously adorable in her new raincoat and sunglasses...
my dad had surgery a few weeks ago and i shitunot elena signed her name perfectly on his cast...
i shitunot i meant to write about my brother tony's and my dad's birthdays that were over a month ago now...
i shitunot little ad won't have any hand-me-downs cause e stains everything. anyone else see the irony in this...
i shitunot elena has to make her 'mad' face for every posed picture...and then she wants to see it. i shitunot adelyn will NOT sit for a posed picture for anything! still trying to get those 1 yr pics!
i shitunot every once in while i get a glimpse of miss e about 13 yrs from now...
i shitunot it wasn't 3 minutes before i snapped this picture that i had scrubbed this room clean! sigh. 3 minutes. i shitunot! i shitunot the day after adelyn's birthday, she discovered how to turn the tv on and off. it's fabulous.
i shitunot i could spend an hour of every day watching elena eat a taco. it's great.

i shitunot i will stop talking about adelyn's first birthday someday...but today is not that day.

i shitunot on adelyn's birthday MINUTE (seriously like the exact minute she was born on her birthday) she stood up by herself from the floor for the first time...it was very cool.
and i shitunot i caught it on film after she did it about 1/2 a dozen times...sideways.

ad standing from floor from Molly Leone on Vimeo.

i shitunot in the last few weeks i got my dear husband jason to do 2 things he said he would NEVER EVER do...1) cut the girls' fingernails and 2) buy me a minivan! woot woot!

"The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one." ~Erma Bombeck