i shitunot

i shitunot adelyn HANDED me poop six times this week. five times it was her poop...cuz she walks around with her hand down her pants.
i shitunot i was picking up dog doo when i turned around and both girls were giggling running towards me. adelyn was happy as a clam to contribute when she handed me a dog turd.

i shitunot adelyn's hands are almost raw with how much they've been scrubbed.

i shitunot 3 times in one week i was asked "can i talk to your mom?" when i answered the phone. um...do i really sound like a 3 year old?

i shitunot i will wet-willy anyone that says i do.

i shitunot i cannot take a drink of water without this happening... (that would be little i-want-everything-you-have adelyn)
i shitunot i already have the girls' big christmas present. (it's for both of them.) mmm-hmmm. i'm on top of it this year. it is fabulous and i cannot wait to give it to them.

i shitunot i got in the shower the other night and found a sticker in my armpit. a puppy sticker to be exact. awesome.

i shitunot miss e can now button her own coat!!! (through the hole buttons. i'm sure they have a proper name, but i shitunot i don't know of it.) yay!
i shitunot i have to wake my husband approximately 137 times when we watch a movie. honey, i shitunot, it is very annoying.

i shitunot last night i went into elena's room to re-tuck her in before i went to bed and she was sleeping on her belly with her legs bent and up in the air making a big 'ol tent with her comforter. who can sleep with their legs in the air? i shitunot i put them down.

"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it." ~Frank A. Clark