the truth

time for the truth...

1. i can only wear long socks. false. i can't stand long socks. i only wear ankle socks. i have an odd tactile defense and if i have to wear dress socks (which are of course long), i am constantly hiking them up and making sure they're on perfectly. i most definitely cannot scruch or roll a sock down!

2. i cannot sleep on my back. true! cannot. i can get tired that way, but will not fall asleep on my back. if i roll over during sleep onto my back, i wake up...sometimes gasping for air. what up with that?!

3. my dad has called me "cupcake" my whole life. false. but not by much. my dad has called me "cakes" my whole life. i could probably count on one hand how many times he's actually called me "molly." he only calls me "cakes."

4. i kinda laugh every time i open a new package of food. false. i get kinda pissed. seriously. i know food supposedly "settles", but come on. it makes me crazy that a bag of chips is barely half full, my vitamin bottle isn't even close to 2/3's full, etc, etc, etc. i could go on and on. it makes me want to start some kind of campaign to stop this. i've thought about writing letters and i've even taken pictures over the years of different containers NO where near full. yep, how about that for some truth.

5. i cannot spread apart my toes. false. but oh how my husband wishes this were the truth. not only can i spread my toes, but it's like a damn peacock spreading it's feathers. if my husband could change one thing, he would not make my bra size bigger, he would not have me actually enjoy cooking and cleaning, he wouldn't even stop me from nagging...the boy would just like my toes to have a little bit less range of motion. or maybe he would just change the way i use my toes to say, "i love you thiiiiiis much, hunny."

"Truth only reveals itself when one gives up all preconceived ideas." ~Shoseki